Tuesday, November 03, 2009


Dear food in my fridge,

Please refrain from going moldy, hard, dry, or expired before I get the chance to eat you.
It's really annoying when I'm hungry all of a sudden, and I open my fridge, and you guys are just hanging out in there, all gross.
I see you, and I think, "ok, I'll have some tomatoes and mozarella", but then I pick you up, tomato, and you're all squishy and leaky.
That's the worst. Getting my hopes up.

I could probably eat you, but you wouldn't taste so good. So I have to throw you away.

Can't you go bad when the shops are open, at least?

This is not cool,